![]() ![]() I’m celebrating Valentine’s Day with my loyal little feline, who’s also single. If you could get a good look at my ex, then you would see why I now consider Valentine’s Day more like Halloween. This fine V-Day, I’m going to spend every single cent I have on my one and only love – me. Happiness comes from within, not from men I dumped my girlfriend on February 13th in hopes that being alone on Valentine’s Day will make me appreciate her more.Īlso Look: Valentines Day Captions for Boyfriend Funny Single Girl Valentines Day Quotes Next February I’m going to file a lawsuit against Valentine’s Day for singles’ discrimination. I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single. I gave my no-good boyfriend the boot earlier this month, making this the happiest Valentine’s Day I’ve had in years! I’m not angry with Cupid for not shooting an arrow for me because I know he’s waiting for the right one to come along.ĭoes anyone know the perfect gift to get a robot to wish it a Happy Valentine’s Day? Had singleness been an Olympic sport, I would surely win multiple gold medals.Ĭupid called and said he can’t make it over this February 14th as it seems the TSA detained him for carrying what they perceive as suspicious-looking chocolates. Spending Valentine’s Day with my true love… chocolate. Related: Valentines Day Captions for Crushįunny Valentines Day Quotes for Single Friendsįorever a proud member of the Association of Single Men and Women! Since I don’t have a partner, on Valentine’s Day, I will go around and collect Cupid’s broken arrow and then sell it back to him on eBay. When you have long-lasting AA batteries, being single can be super awesome! and to all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentines’ Day…. If lovers get half price off on Valentine’s Day, then singles should just get everything for free. I guess I’d just have to date myself today. Single, and NOT ready to mingle, thanks for looking The faithful pizza delivery man, who lovingly spreads pepperoni over the cheese, is the only Valentine I need this year. Single on Valentine’s Day, more chocolate for me I’m single today because my heart was created to pump blood and not fall in love. List of Top Funny Single Valentines Day Captions for Girls and Boys Funniest Valentine’s Day Quotes for Single People.Valentine’s Day Captions When You’re Single.Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes about Being Single.Funny Single Girl Valentines Day Quotes.Funny Valentines Day Quotes for Single Friends.Funny Valentines Day Captions for Singles.List of Top Funny Single Valentines Day Captions for Girls and Boys. ![]()
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